Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar.
 
A Guy approaches and inquires: “What are you guys up to?”
 
Bush: “We are planning for World War III."
  
Guy: “Really, what's going to happen?"
  
Bush: “Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million Muslims and Angelina Jolie..!"
  
Guy: "Angelina jolie? Why, Angelina Jolie?"
  
      
Bush Turns To Obama and says: “See! I told you, no one would worry about 140 Million Muslims!!!!!!!!!”